No, this isn't a joke or an insult. This is pure fact. My mother was a hardcore gamer back when the NES first came out. My Uncle bought us one when I was about 6 or 7 so we started to play. My mom and dad got hooked and bought games for them to play. My dad bought, played and beat Fanxandu and Astyanax.

However my mother takes the cake. She beat Ghost N' Goblins and Castlevania Simon's Quest. No cheats, no walkthrough, just pure cussed willpower. Most gamers today whine about how there are modern games that are so hard. Whine more bitches. Play Ghost N' Goblins and then feel free to bitch.

Here's to you, mama, a most serious kick ass gamer indeed.


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